Not Breaking News

London Fire Brigade have responded to an incident which occurred in Boris Johnsons underpants. A small fire was easily extinguished. It’s not known if Mr Johnson was in his underpants at the time. Sources close to Mr Johnson have confirmed that he did change his underpants soon after the fire occurred.

If only we could change our Foreign Secretary as quickly

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